My god.
Special K ain't got shit on this!
I see the commercials now...
"Hey kids! Tired of boring ol' Wheatos?"
-YEAH!
"Do you want a breakfast cereal that will send you into diabetic shock?"
-YEAH!!!
"THEN HERE'S DEVIL MAY CRUNCH. With two special flavors! Satanic Strawberry, and Bezerker Blueberry!"
I should be a fuckin' writer...